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Palace

This is a place where boys become men and girls become women. This is a place where dreams are created and alcoholics are born. Do you want to get drunk?? Look no further than the one and only "palace". Go to Pilgrim Gardens, then head to that circle jawn behind the Chickie and Petes. Then you wanna exit that circle onto Dermond, then you wanna jam a quick left onto Pilgrim Lane. Follow that all the way until you see those glorious gates of Heaven( the guardrails). This marks the entrance to the palace baby, but don't get excited, you're just scratching the surface. Now you wanna follow this trail all the way until you see a 3-way dirt intersection. Make that right, jump over the creek, when you see the second sewer jawn, make that right and follow the music. Start jumping right away and grab a beverage. Around 11-11:30 most people will start to leave but really do they know the party just started? Go out the same way you came in and go to the Mcdonald's right down the street. That is where the party really happens. Grab yourself a 10 PC McNugget, find your ride home, and do it all the next weekend.

Friend 1: Yo, what we doing tonight, we got no moves.

Friend 2: I heard the juniors are at the palace tonight, we there?
Friend 1: Let's fucking go dude, I'm so there. Gotta grab some natty's real quick.

by i_go_to_palace_on_fridays February 2, 2023