1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."