Definitions by iMicrosoft Tech Support

iWindows 

An operating system that combines the usability and speed of Windows with the iWant of iShit users.

So I hear iMicrosoft is releasing iWindows iVista. It's the same as Windows Vista, but costs ten times as much.

iWindows by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008

iRobot 

A subclass of iShit. An overpriced robot with a crappy logo but no functionality.

Alpha: Dude, so I hear they're coming out with an iRobot.

Beta: I totally iWant that!

Alpha: Yeah, I also want a robot with no functionality that costs twenty times more than my car!

iRobot by iMicrosoft Tech Support December 16, 2008