How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.