Launceston is a town
in Tasmania.Tasmania is a small state
that is an Island on the east side of the country.
Launceston is often referred to as‘Lonnie’or ‘l’ton'.
If you live in the town
…you hate it and want to move as far away as possible
If you don’t live in the town
…you hate and never go their.NEVER.
In this town
everyone knows, heard or seen everybody else…and is usually
their cousin… sometimes this
is due to inbreeding.
People of the this town should
be avoided at all times but in particular on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights when many locals engage
in drinking and drug taking.
be able to identify the locals
at pubs and on the street
due to their holding of a ‘Boags’ can or bottle or sneaking a swig of the ‘goon’ bag and picking a fight.
the Mall. During
the day you will
be beaten up by young
children wearing bandannas. During
the night you will
be harassed be christens bribing you with coffee to listen
to their crap.