3 definitions by i love having no friends

No

That word your mom says way too often and it really pisses you off

Tim: Mom, can I get an ice cream?
Mom: No.
Tim: Well it looks like I hate you now...
Mom: whatdidyousay

by i love having no friends May 10, 2021

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022