21 definitions by i am zam
unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
by i am zam February 17, 2003
Lukarea's most viscious move. it is performed by powering up beyond super saiyan 15 and making his hands grow to giant size forming a sledge hammer like shape and splatting his opponent to microscopic peices. zam has no way in hell to survive it.
holy shit! lukarea is about to hit me with the NASH SMASH! im done for sure now!! watta fukk am i suppsoed to do!!!! forkosh help me!!!!!
OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
by i am zam April 15, 2003
One of Lukareas newest move
its so powerfull to make a whole galaxy explode. iIf the move connect with the opponent, you are sent to a 3rd dimension that its almost impossible to climb out of. a mere deadly move
its so powerfull to make a whole galaxy explode. iIf the move connect with the opponent, you are sent to a 3rd dimension that its almost impossible to climb out of. a mere deadly move
by i am zam March 11, 2003
by i am zam March 28, 2003
used by mommy zam to knock the zam the hell out!
it hhurts like crazy because its so tough it always dents zams ass
it hhurts like crazy because its so tough it always dents zams ass
Forkosharea watch out for the plunger!!
by i am zam March 12, 2003
when u hit a really high shot in tennis and say "ghandiiiiiiiiiiii! and shot when it lands.- mostly said by stupid azz niggas who r playing tennis.
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
forkosh! yakittY YAKK!!!!!
luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
by i am zam April 8, 2003