2 definitions by i need to go to horny jail

Xiao

one sexy hot mf. his hair is beautiful and got tattoos on his arm. he it a divine being with a monster shlong. but he's 5'2.

"Are you gonna roll for Xiao?",
"hell yeah, I will murder humanity if I don't get him"

a audio trending on tiktok. It means its time to eat it a dude teaching everyone spanish.. But he's becoming kinda scary. ya better hide ya kids

"es hora de comer!"
Tiktoker: lol you saw that too
"no its time to eat dumbass"