hydroponics's definitions

assjack

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A nicely trimmed bush.

Cool hedge poon!.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

ooh la la!

interj.
What French girls say when you slip 'em the pinky up the kooch.

Ooh la la! C'est Bon Mike! Oui! Oui! Plus! Plus!

by hydroponics June 1, 2003

Donair

n.
Similar to Shawarma, but the meat is (supposed to be) ground up beef & lamb.

Nothin' like a hot Donair on a cold afternoon with a Beaver-tail and Cuba Libre!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

hump

When combined with sport-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See sport-hump.

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics February 4, 2007

fargle

v. fargle, fargled, fargling, fargles
To fart while gargling.

Dude! I fargled and it smelt minty!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

Shawarma

Scary, but tasty meal consisting of Mediterranian spiced hicken or beef cooked on a revolving spit, wrapped up in a soft, warm pita along with veggies such as tomatoe, parsely, hommus, pickled turnips, lettuce, onion (sprinkled with Sumac), all doused with garlic, sweet & sour, &/or tahini sauce. Similar to Greek Gyro or Middle-Eastern Donair (Doner) kebobs. Ottawa Canada has more Shawarma shacks than anywhere outside downtown Lebanon.

Let's get some Shawarma's after we finish drinking in Hull (if we don't hook up with any velvet-taco's)!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003