hydroponics's definitions

velvet-taco

n.
See camel-toe.

Let's hit the pub to see if any gyro taco's show up!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

sport

1) See fun.
2) When combined with hump (see sport hump)-to rub up against someone in a secksual way.

1) Rolling in the grass is good sport!
2) Back in the day, we used to sport hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

Ottawa

Canadian Capital city where you can get some good Duck Confit.

Ottawa is brill and has some cute snotty lux poons who need a good emeriling, good times.

by hydroponics May 27, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A nicely trimmed bush.

Cool hedge poon!.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

assjack

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

fargle

v. fargle, fargled, fargling, fargles
To fart while gargling.

Dude! I fargled and it smelt minty!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

ooh la la!

interj.
What French girls say when you slip 'em the pinky up the kooch.

Ooh la la! C'est Bon Mike! Oui! Oui! Plus! Plus!

by hydroponics June 1, 2003