hwojciechowski's definitions

pillow burger

The act of putting your head between two pillows to muffle out sounds.

My roommate's girlfriend was a screamer, so I had to make a pillow burger to get some sleep.

by hwojciechowski June 15, 2010

euro stress

A form of stress experienced in countries adopting euro. Euro stress stems from having to re-adjust to a new currency.

"All this calculating is giving me euro stress!"

Juhan found counting his coins euro stressful.

by hwojciechowski January 5, 2011

vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.

John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.

by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010

twatticism

A remark by a twat.

That sounded a bit like a twatticism.

by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011