Corey

The only men alive who actually live up to the word "stupid" are all named Corey. They are well known for shriveled, gross penises (if one is present to begin with) and thus suffer from terrible NDS, or Napoleon Dick Syndrome. Coreys make small children and senior citizens cry when they walk the streets.

"Holy shit, was is THAT?!" -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth