5 definitions by hugedongus

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 9, 2019

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Skip Day

The day you have to move hotels in order to come back the next day to stay another 28 days, when you are living in a hotel. You must be gone 24 hours to not establish residency and to give them the change to really clean all the shit out of your toilet.

Craig, I see you are packing all your belongings in your car...is this your Skip Day? If it's your Skip Day, i will see you tomorrow, maybe you get the same room.

by hugedongus November 26, 2019

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