The place you go at 2 am, usually after a long night of drinking, that's always open, always willing, and never your first choice. You've been there plenty of times before, you know what you want because you get it every time, and you always feel a little dirry after paying the check. Coffee and cigarettes ate usually involved.
Friend 1 - "Hey friend 2. What happened to you last night?"
Friend 2 - "Got wasted and ended up calling in a serious foodie call. Needed that late night grease."