hqwfhf's definitions

mushroom

A way to masturbate where you hold the shaft and rub the tip of your penis in a circular motion.

The mushroom is one of the best ways to masturbate.

by hqwfhf May 24, 2008

lebron james

the reason why we chant "overrated!!!"

He cant shoot yet takes fadeaway threes. Hes a cocky bastard and is a ballhog.

He cant make a game winning shot for his life, yet takes shots at the buzzer while double covered.

He chokes in basketball more than gay porn stars choke on dick!

Lebron James is a wannabe Jordan/Kobe, but never will be.

by hqwfhf May 26, 2008