2 definitions by hpants

College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.

Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.

by hpants February 27, 2010

College Horny

Wanting to bang anything cute between the ages of 18-24.

Curtis was so college horny last night he thought I was college drunk enough to do him.

by hpants February 27, 2010