1 definition by howdotheywork
Middle aged, overweight, rabid fangirls that follow their favourite musicians to every concert, usually buying out the first few rows, sit in lines at appearances for many hours prior and annoy every last radio station on earth to play the music of their chosen victim.
They often bitch about each other, and other, more mature fans and fight over whom is the biggest and most dedicated fan of their herd. They also will stampede to be number one amongst their fantasy musician and often try to ruin the lives of other fans via social networking websites.
Most of these women are married and may have children, but some are known to divorce because of their Celebrity Worship Syndrome.
All in all, Rhinos are very manipulative and mean, but come across as beautiful angels to the general public and their fangirl dream.
They often bitch about each other, and other, more mature fans and fight over whom is the biggest and most dedicated fan of their herd. They also will stampede to be number one amongst their fantasy musician and often try to ruin the lives of other fans via social networking websites.
Most of these women are married and may have children, but some are known to divorce because of their Celebrity Worship Syndrome.
All in all, Rhinos are very manipulative and mean, but come across as beautiful angels to the general public and their fangirl dream.
Example 1
Person 1: Hurry up! We have to get in line to see *name musician here* before the Rhino stampede.
Example 2
Person 1: HEY! DOWN IN FRONT!
Person 2: Don't even bother, the rhinos will NOT sit down for anyone. They are so obsessed and self-absorbed and they all hate each other, but will really hate you now that you've said that.
Example 3
How a Rhino works.
What they say: Let's spread the love, joy and music of *name musician here*
What they think: I'm the biggest fan, no one else can ever say otherwise, but if they do, I will ruin their life.
Person 1: Hurry up! We have to get in line to see *name musician here* before the Rhino stampede.
Example 2
Person 1: HEY! DOWN IN FRONT!
Person 2: Don't even bother, the rhinos will NOT sit down for anyone. They are so obsessed and self-absorbed and they all hate each other, but will really hate you now that you've said that.
Example 3
How a Rhino works.
What they say: Let's spread the love, joy and music of *name musician here*
What they think: I'm the biggest fan, no one else can ever say otherwise, but if they do, I will ruin their life.
by howdotheywork December 22, 2010