Definitions by howardfelt

Never-Wood 

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

Never-Wood by howardfelt July 28, 2012

Triple Crown 

Sleeping with three anonymous women in one night without remorse.

dude 1- Crazy night last night. Banged one out with my regular broad, had a quickie with a never-wood in the underwood bathroom, then fucked this slut in the gas station parking lot.

dude 2- whoa! That's a triple crown!

Triple Crown by howardfelt July 28, 2012