2 definitions by hottcarl
The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.
by hottcarl November 17, 2010
The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
by hottcarl November 29, 2013