1 definition by horete bjørn
Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.
The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...
by horete bjørn January 9, 2011