to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :
There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)
The victim is more crippled/retarded
The victim squeals/flails more in the process
The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
The small area of skin that connects the lower underside of the penis with the scrotum or ball-sack. Often thought as the counterpart of the gooch, the scag is a typically dark, sweaty and often with a distinct musty smell, the scag is not a recomended place for any activity what-so-ever... Unless thats what your into.