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A greek god with long luscious hair who can bust down like Tatiana. With or without a boner, this man will make any girl instantly wet in the panties. Physical touch is his love language (especially in relation to boobs), so make sure you give him squishy hugs. He has a hidden sleeper build and is packing some good, yummy, meat. BEWARE : he enjoys making 9/11 jokes, but instead of correcting him, smile and wave in return.
“You’re dating Ilya?”
Hell yeah I am, LOOK AT THAT HAIR!”

“Who’s Ilya?”
You mean Tatiana?”
by holykitchen April 10, 2023
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