15 definitions by holmes

hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

by holmes December 5, 2002

Rusty Nail

A series of gay pornography starring Rusty Nail and his 3 sons, his wife tapes them! His films so far consist of "The Rusty Nail," Jackson's Lesson, Web learns to play football, Web gets the ball hiked, Travis' Report Card. This is marketed by the Pierce Bros.

The new Rusty Nail video will come out this weekend. So, there I was, walking down the street barefooted, and I stepped on a big RUSTY NAIL!

by holmes December 5, 2002

billet

aluminum that you put on your rig

Look at the billet grill

by holmes December 11, 2002

high

mild euphoric intoxicatoin caused by sufficating the brain by things like paint, gas, glue, or more powerfully thc found on marijuana buds.

wow most the poeple on urbandictionary have never been high. you never "see colors". you pussy. maybe when your tripping... jesus.. and wasted is drunk, not blazed

by holmes September 3, 2004

fo shizzle

A cooler word for "for sure." All the cool kids are saying it.

me - "You are using words with the letter 'z' in it a lot lately."
syd - "fo shizzle"

by holmes December 6, 2002

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 5, 2002

cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by holmes September 15, 2003