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Kneeland

A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.

Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!

by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019