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Characterized by a completely provinicial outlook on the world around them. Often very ditzy; although they make up for it with SATprep course after SATprep course (and any other cocurricular activities, classes, etc. that their mommy and daddy can force them into). Throw parties where a lot of preppy white kids who don't know how to drink end up passed out in the bathrooms covered in their own vomit, or on their parents leather couch, carrying on the most trite conversations that mankind has ever witnessed. Enjoy shopping at Victoria Secret, although they are generally anorexic to the point of being breastless -- thereby nullifying any use for a bra. They gossip like its their job, not that the gossip is ever any good, but because they have nothing better to do. Statistically they are overacheivers, because their UpperMiddleclass Uncultured Conservative parents tell them they have to, or else they will take away their brandnew IPod.

Oh, and above all; Rich, White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestants, Who've been catered to their whole life and will probably never realize what the real world is like because they will never actually see it (because mommy and daddy would disown them, god-forbid, they ever take a drive to Upper Darby or Wilmington, let alone the 'bad' areas of West Chester).
The best examples can be seen by taking a drive to Walmart, Starbucks, or one of the fucking sorryass football games. You've got to see it to believe it.
by hod22 January 10, 2005
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