6 definitions by hmf
when a person overdoses on watching children's videos and listening to children's songs to the point of forgetting who they are, wanting to tear their hair out and run through the streets screaming to find some relief from the self induced kiddie-coma they experience on an almost constant basis... originating from the extremely popular children's tv show "Barney" about a purple dinosaur.
Its your turn to be with the baby... I'm all barney'd-out and about to go postal with a semi-automatic.
by hmf December 22, 2014
A person who loves to go out at night and not so much through the day. Often they are non existent during daylight and rise to get up to mischief at nite. also features big eyes and a keen sense of direction.
by hmf May 2, 2005
similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station
by hmf January 14, 2018
Female Companion- A female who offers companionship to individuales. solid friendship or awesome sex
by hmf May 2, 2005
A person who has a great sense of style and has a very exquistie personality. Very picky about who they hang around becuase they are worth so much.
She has such a individual style, she can be a bit of a snob but shes really sexy at heart, such a majesty
by hmf May 2, 2005