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11 definitions by hitlersashes

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

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Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

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Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

Oh no! Beef Frank!

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

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I pissed myself

Please send help

I’m not joking I pissed myself

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

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