3 definitions by hipsterwhiteguy
- verb
To "Ira" someone, is to assult them with an excessive amounts of questions. Often relating to scheduling, but not always.
To "Ira" someone, is to assult them with an excessive amounts of questions. Often relating to scheduling, but not always.
Todd: Frank, what's your schedule today?
Frank: I'm off.
Todd: What about tomorrow?
Frank: I work until 6 pm.
Todd: How about next Thursday?
Frank: Ughh, I think I work.
Todd: Do you think you will be off September 8th?
Frank: Fuck man, I don't know, stop being such a Ira!
Frank: I'm off.
Todd: What about tomorrow?
Frank: I work until 6 pm.
Todd: How about next Thursday?
Frank: Ughh, I think I work.
Todd: Do you think you will be off September 8th?
Frank: Fuck man, I don't know, stop being such a Ira!
by hipsterwhiteguy August 26, 2014
Guy 1: Hey man, didn't Todd challenge you to a fight at the flag pole at 1:00 pm?
Guy 2: Yeah he is late, he totally pulled a Bryson on me, it's 1:37 pm!
Guy 2: Yeah he is late, he totally pulled a Bryson on me, it's 1:37 pm!
by hipsterwhiteguy August 25, 2014
- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
by hipsterwhiteguy October 9, 2018