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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.
While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.
by Hexis October 16, 2009
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jus

Spin, or english on a ball, especially when it is the perfect amount for the task at hand.

Pronounced as in au jus, with a silent s.
I think if you hit it with a touch of jus the ball will hold out against the early break and trickle on down to the hole.

Oh! That just missed! I think with just a little more jus that ball would have curled into the net!
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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crack a crunch

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
by Hexis December 24, 2009
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baster

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis August 18, 2008
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