hexis's definitions

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

O-twat

1)An 'outie' vagina.
2) The city of Ottawa.

1)Did you see that Chyna video? Man she's got an o-twat.

2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.

I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009

baster

A person of Turkish extraction.

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.

by Hexis August 18, 2008