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He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.
He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.
by Hexis October 16, 2009
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2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.
2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.
I'm so jaggin' right now.
He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.
I'm so jaggin' right now.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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by Hexis December 24, 2009
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Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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