18 definitions by hexis

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Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
#textease #texting #chatting #awkward pause #missing #chatter
by Hexis February 05, 2009
1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.
1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
#couch #crotch #swallow #nether regions #filthy #junk #swass
by Hexis July 25, 2008
1)An 'outie' vagina.
2) The city of Ottawa.
1)Did you see that Chyna video? Man she's got an o-twat.

2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.


#vagina #twat #cunt #ottawa #city #outie
by Hexis July 25, 2008
Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.


#fucked up #underdog #collapse #upset #shit the bed
by Hexis July 25, 2008
Farts.
Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

#fart #gas #rip #smelly #flatulance
by Hexis July 25, 2008
The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
#hockey #goalie #short side #goal #southpaw #lefty
by Hexis July 25, 2008
Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
#christmas #santa #presents #gifts #wrapping
by Hexis December 24, 2009
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