Definitions by hexis
Santa Claws
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
Santa Claws by Hexis December 24, 2009
Peripatextic
adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.
While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.
Peripatextic by Hexis October 16, 2009
Text Chasm
Noun
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Text Chasm by Hexis February 5, 2009
salad side
He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.
He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
salad side by Hexis August 21, 2008
the how's she going
A slight 'opening up' of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand.
He coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how's she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.
the how's she going by Hexis August 21, 2008
donkey bombs
donkey bombs by Hexis August 21, 2008