1 definition by hexag0n1

Severna Park is a mostly-White, middle-to-upper-class suburban small town just like all other mostly-White, middle-to-upper-class suburban small towns in the United States. Stop trying to classify an entire school population you fucking morons. Severna Park is not the best at anything nor is it a snobby shithole. Take your hormonal, unproductive, stupid fucking angst to the Broadneck-Severna Park games, because that's where shallow tools like everyone else whose posted on this page gather and duke out their meaningless rivalries.
'Hurr durr Severna Park rich asshole jocks spoiled derp derp' -jealous dick from another school in Anne Arundel County

'YYYEAAAHAHHH SP WOOOOO WE RUN THIS SHIT, THIS IS OUR HOUSE, WOOO NATTY LITES BROADNECK LOVES FACIALS' -<2% of the population of severna park, aka most of the lacrosse, football, and basketball teams
by hexag0n1 January 12, 2010
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