2 definitions by hermitkraber
Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker
Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker
Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes
by hermitkraber December 9, 2014
verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*
*This is not to be confused with soaking
*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
by hermitkraber December 9, 2014