Definitions by helioseismology

Haiku

A Japanese form of poetry used by lazy people.

Haiku example:

I like potatoes
They are yummy and filling
Five more syllables

Haiku by helioseismology January 15, 2010

Jpop 

The same type of pop shit you hear on top 40 radio, but in Japanese so you can feel superior.

The weeaboos listened to Jpop and watched animu.

Jpop by helioseismology January 2, 2010

Larry King 

prop n: A prolific suspender salesman.

Larry King wears suspenders.

Larry King by Helioseismology July 26, 2008

EWI 

'ee·wee
n. The acronym for Electronic Wind Instrument, a non-acoustic, 8-octave wind instrument manufactured by the Akai Professional corporation and made popular by saxophonist Michael Brecker. The EWI consists of two primary components: the controller, utilizing the boehm fingering system similar to that of a saxophone; and the analog tone generator module. It is related to the less popular Electronic Valve Instrument (see EVI).

an EWI solo; the EWI player.

EWI by Helioseismology July 21, 2008

Macavity 

n. A monster of depravity.

When you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

Macavity by Helioseismology July 20, 2008

awesomest

adj. The superlative of awesome.

The awesomest widget exceeded all expectations.

awesomest by Helioseismology July 20, 2008

evi 

'ee·vee
n. The acronym for Electronic Valve instrument, the less popular variant of the Electronic Wind Instrument (see EWI). Designed with a trumpet-like interface.

The trumpet player readily switched to the EVI.

evi by Helioseismology December 31, 2005