hekifier's definitions
A free encyclopedia where average people can make an account and rant with false information about people or things that they hate, and naive Americans will pass it as truth because they're too lazy to look for a more reliable source.
"I learned on Wikipedia that Austin Winkler of the rock band Hinder was gay! Wikipedia is a reliable source, so it must be true!"
"My school has an article on Wikipedia. It's North Adams High School, located in Seaman, Ohio. The principal is Mr. Waffle and the vice principal is Mr. Horny."
"According the the intellectual source of Wikipedia, Adolf Hitler died by being attacked by a bear. I always thought it was something along the lines of committing suicide while in hiding, but who am I to criticize the wisdom of Wikipedia?"
"My school has an article on Wikipedia. It's North Adams High School, located in Seaman, Ohio. The principal is Mr. Waffle and the vice principal is Mr. Horny."
"According the the intellectual source of Wikipedia, Adolf Hitler died by being attacked by a bear. I always thought it was something along the lines of committing suicide while in hiding, but who am I to criticize the wisdom of Wikipedia?"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Wikipediamug. by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Detroitmug. Succeeding another by a land-slide, as in a competition.
"I ass raped that nerd in the Halo tournament!"
"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"
"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Ass Rapemug. The Butthole Surfers want to know "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" It was probably the guy next door.
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Butthole Surfersmug. A geeky ninja television show that proves to the world that even high school students are still fascinated by their old Saturday morning cartoons.
"I love Naruto! He is so cool! I would love to just suck his dick!"
"Who is going to eat the last chicken leg? I want it, you want it, let's have a ninja fight! Like they do in Naruto! Then we'll be cool!"
"Who is going to eat the last chicken leg? I want it, you want it, let's have a ninja fight! Like they do in Naruto! Then we'll be cool!"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Narutomug. An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.
"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"
"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."
"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Asperger Syndromemug. A general slur for the Christian community who are exposed to the mind-controlling manner of preachers to rant how none of us are perfect, we're all sinners, and some goof died on the cross and he's somehow perfect, yet a human being.
Like niggers, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of America. They use the belief that we'll all die and go to Heaven if we be good. They use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. Bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.
Another thing, these so-called Christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little Bible book. They still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. Assuming there really is a Heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to hell. It's hard as hell (pun intended) to truly live by the Bible. Do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in hell right now?
Like niggers, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of America. They use the belief that we'll all die and go to Heaven if we be good. They use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. Bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.
Another thing, these so-called Christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little Bible book. They still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. Assuming there really is a Heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to hell. It's hard as hell (pun intended) to truly live by the Bible. Do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in hell right now?
"Mike is such a Bible Hugger. He seems like he's always happy for no reason. It's starting to freak me out."
"Schools in Adams county are cracking on the Bible Hugger problem. The Ten Commandments have been removed from the lawn of the High School, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. One job done. Now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the fags."
"Schools in Adams county are cracking on the Bible Hugger problem. The Ten Commandments have been removed from the lawn of the High School, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. One job done. Now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the fags."
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Bible Huggermug.