1 definition by hehheimsuspiciousandcantspell
you know her, i know her, we all know her. The sylvie is a very "interesting" character to say the least. She is somehow popular but is very weird and acts like she is on crack 99% of the time. The sylvie can be very harsh, rude, mean, and just overall savage at times so make sure to stay on her good side. However, if you by some small chance manage to befriend a sylvie, may Jesus be with you because you'll have one heck of a person by your side. Sylvies behind their cold, savage masks they put on are actually really nice and sweet. deep down they are mostly hurt, soft, and lonely, and only act like they're high to distract themselves from that. if you somehow manage to find and befriend the sylvie, treat her well, because if you do, she will do the same for you.
kid: hey you kinda ugly
you: *cries*
sylvie: hey shut your little krispy creme donut looking ass *does demon ritual dance*
kid: oh god its a sylvie *runs away*
you: thanks
sylvie: its no problem because i love you
you: *cries*
sylvie: hey shut your little krispy creme donut looking ass *does demon ritual dance*
kid: oh god its a sylvie *runs away*
you: thanks
sylvie: its no problem because i love you
by hehheimsuspiciousandcantspell November 30, 2020