hef's definitions

meatwagon

When a woman is among the best looking . ( This term is generally used among dirty-minded males )

Female supermodel .The very best looking ladies to be a swimsuit model . Most gorgeous females .

by Hef June 20, 2005

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women

Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight

by Hef September 28, 2008

Oozing her ostrich

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

by Hef September 5, 2005

sirloin

When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )

A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .

by Hef June 30, 2005

t-bone

a woman who has an athelitic build and yet maintains her good looks .

A good looking woman with big breasts.
A good looking woman bodybuilder
(this term is generally a term used by
men with perverted minds )

by Hef June 30, 2005

brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef September 5, 2005

oscunt

To say " OH CUNT " out of excitement .

One guy tells another guy something strange and unexpected . The other guy exclaims " 'OSCUNT " .
This slang word was occaisonally said in the Guyanese slang-dialect by few guys whos minds are often in the gutter .

by Hef May 10, 2007