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a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19
by hecking September 15, 2018
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an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.
Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD
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Basically used to describe something rude or bad or negative.
bitch #1: ew i don't like your shirt
bitch #2: ugh stop being so ugly to me !

bitch #1: did you hear what happened at that hoe's party?
bitch #2: yeah girl that was UGLY
by hecking September 15, 2018
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