1 definition by hbic (head bro in charge)
Fat C*** Chaz
Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.
To be deemed the FCC, you must:
1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.
To be deemed the FCC, you must:
1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Guy 1: You going to the baseball game?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?
College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?
College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
by hbic (head bro in charge) May 23, 2010