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Fat C*** Chaz

Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.

To be deemed the FCC, you must:

1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Guy 1: You going to the baseball game?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?

College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
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