hazel's definitions

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

by Hazel April 23, 2005

family guy

A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.

"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."

by Hazel August 4, 2006

batnipple

1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.

1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.

by Hazel July 26, 2005