20 definitions by hazel

1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.
1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.
by Hazel July 08, 2005
A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.
Sharwat has a mecca booty.
by Hazel January 20, 2007
The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.
The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.
by Hazel April 16, 2005
verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself
woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.
by hazel April 18, 2004
A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.
"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"
by Hazel January 02, 2004
When you mistakenly use all caps, or accidentally mis-cap a letter in a word.
i'VE BEEN cAPSLOCK'D!
by Hazel December 22, 2004
(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.
"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"
by Hazel January 03, 2004

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