hazel's definitions

capslock'd

When you mistakenly use all caps, or accidentally mis-cap a letter in a word.

i'VE BEEN cAPSLOCK'D!

by Hazel December 22, 2004

Tar-Atanamir

Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.

Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.

Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

by Hazel December 20, 2006

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004

They're

The contract of "they" and "are", often confused with "there" and "their".

They're nice people.

by Hazel January 3, 2004

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004

Bumblefuck

A person who drives really slow in the left lane.

"God, why can't this bumblefuck just move over?"

by Hazel September 25, 2004