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"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."
"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"
"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"
"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"
"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"
"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"
by Hazel September 21, 2004
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adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.
by Hazel October 23, 2004
Get the Tofu mug.Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.
He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.
Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.
He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.
Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.
Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.
by Hazel December 20, 2006
Get the Tar-Atanamir mug.Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
by Hazel October 31, 2004
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