Urban Dictionary: Author hazel

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1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.

1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.

by Hazel July 08, 2005

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mecca booty

A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.

Sharwat has a mecca booty.

by Hazel January 20, 2007

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10.

defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

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souter

verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself

woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.

by hazel April 18, 2004

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virgitarian

A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.

"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"

by Hazel January 02, 2004

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13.

capslock'd

When you mistakenly use all caps, or accidentally mis-cap a letter in a word.

i'VE BEEN cAPSLOCK'D!

by Hazel December 22, 2004

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To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 03, 2004

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