hazel's definitions

Tar-Atanamir

Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.

Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.

Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

by Hazel December 20, 2006

Bumblefuck

A person who drives really slow in the left lane.

"God, why can't this bumblefuck just move over?"

by Hazel September 25, 2004

crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

by Hazel April 23, 2005

They're

The contract of "they" and "are", often confused with "there" and "their".

They're nice people.

by Hazel January 3, 2004

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004

family guy

A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.

"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."

by Hazel August 4, 2006

Classy

Classy is when you do something stupid to show yourself up. Like falling over. Walking into a glass door. Hitting your head off a low frame. Walking out of the bathroom with your zip open.

Erica : Oh fuck, i just hit my head off a low frame while walking into a glass door and fell over.

Hazel : You know your zip is open, right?

Erica: Oh great. Classy.

Hazel: Classy.

by Hazel November 12, 2004