hazel's definitions

teenygother

A teenger, or pre-teen, who spends a great deal of money in Hot Topic or other such stores making them look "rebellious" and/or "gothic," while only managaing to look stupid.

See poser.

Teenygother: I just bought this new Happy Bunny Shirt from Hot Topic, they'll go great with my new hot pink hair and chain pants, and my brand new boot--
Me: Stop being such a teenygother, you moronic poser!

by Hazel May 16, 2005

Bumblefuck

A person who drives really slow in the left lane.

"God, why can't this bumblefuck just move over?"

by Hazel September 25, 2004

crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

by Hazel April 23, 2005

Tar-Atanamir

Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.

Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.

Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.

by Hazel December 20, 2006

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004