1 definition by havewemetbeforecuz
Julia is #datbitch from hell cuz theres no remorse in cuttin ppl out if you ever do her wrong. Ok, maybe 20% Idk she's busy diddling her skittle to care.
Take 2. Julia is the type of person u'll find when ur at the end of ur rope. Why ur both on a rope?? but she'll chat w/you all night if ur down on luck and can't sleep. (CBD gummies help, kids)
She'll help u exorcise ur demons but expects u to do the hard work, as she cannot do this for u. She makes a lot of sacrifices for lil in return but doesn't feel lack in any way to make u happy. #unintentionalinnuendo? #freud
She can be a lone wolf sometimes cuz she’s exhausted by opportunistic vultures who call her a two-face bitch when the same hypocrites can no longer reap reactions from her. Also, let's not distort facts: If a Julia never got to hung out w/you in person, ur not exactly her friend she's ditched. Don't expect her to pay attention or approach ur ass if u blocked her, attempted to pull one over her, or repeatedly made subtle jabs at her. #nosoftdildosplz
Ppl imagine the worst about Julia cuz they're just not in her life & end up taking things so personally. A trip planned months ago = "surprise setup". A selfie = proof of her as a sexually deviant wanton. You ppl WISHED ur salmon & steak dinner wooed u like a sexual deviant wanton.
But nah. It's just easier to say, Oh that Julia what a two face. One that launches a thousand ships in my heart and another that makes me rage with erectile projections! ARGGG!
Take 2. Julia is the type of person u'll find when ur at the end of ur rope. Why ur both on a rope?? but she'll chat w/you all night if ur down on luck and can't sleep. (CBD gummies help, kids)
She'll help u exorcise ur demons but expects u to do the hard work, as she cannot do this for u. She makes a lot of sacrifices for lil in return but doesn't feel lack in any way to make u happy. #unintentionalinnuendo? #freud
She can be a lone wolf sometimes cuz she’s exhausted by opportunistic vultures who call her a two-face bitch when the same hypocrites can no longer reap reactions from her. Also, let's not distort facts: If a Julia never got to hung out w/you in person, ur not exactly her friend she's ditched. Don't expect her to pay attention or approach ur ass if u blocked her, attempted to pull one over her, or repeatedly made subtle jabs at her. #nosoftdildosplz
Ppl imagine the worst about Julia cuz they're just not in her life & end up taking things so personally. A trip planned months ago = "surprise setup". A selfie = proof of her as a sexually deviant wanton. You ppl WISHED ur salmon & steak dinner wooed u like a sexual deviant wanton.
But nah. It's just easier to say, Oh that Julia what a two face. One that launches a thousand ships in my heart and another that makes me rage with erectile projections! ARGGG!
Julia: So can a bitch just exists? Because some of this stuff wasn't in the job description, Lucy. WELL??? CAN I??? BUELLER???
by havewemetbeforecuz November 17, 2019