1 definition by hartlandlozer555

a place, in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
consists of mostly white people.
everyone is pretty stuck up and the kids are rebellious
pranksters.
moose are common, and everyone is either Norwegian, extremely religious or both.

it sucks to live in this dump
Jimmy- "Hey dude, lets go over to Hartland, CT"
Tabitha- "Why? theres nothing to do there."
Jimmy- "We can spraypant the school and egg cars"
Tabitha- "OKAY!"
by hartlandlozer555 January 22, 2011
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