1 definition by harry_pothead16to80

1. A great amongst greats, a god amongst men-- a member of the San Francisco 49ers, the only team to win at least 10 regular season games for 14 straight years, and one of three teams to win the super bowl five times.

2. a 9mm pistol
1. The incarnation of God on Earth, Joe Montana, was a niner. So was Jerry Rice, Roger Craig, Tom Rathman, Ronnie Lott, John Taylor, Steve Young, and a host of other players. Alex Smith is the niner who will lead the niners back to glory.

2. A cop tried to shoot a niner with a niner, but Joe Montana intervened and saved the niner.
by harry_pothead16to80 September 20, 2006
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