317 definitions by harry flashman

To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.
Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.
Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.
by harry flashman July 09, 2003
A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 05, 2003
Of inferior quality or junky.
If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.
I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003

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