harry flashman's definitions

elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.

The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

democracy

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.

Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

kkkill

A command to an attack dog to kill by a stutterer.

"Kkkill, Sp-Sp-Spot," said Jethro.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Chops

The main component in crown rack of lamb.

I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003