The best radio station in Australia and the home of all breeds of preposterously good music. Triple j will rape your ear drums, give them a shuddering eargasm and leave them screaming for more. Triple j listeners are the pinnacle of awesome and often find themselves banding together in cult-like way at one of the tremendous live music events they promote. The hosts of triple j are also brilliant folks. Triple j telepathically updates and improves your already great taste in music. Triple j is the sex. If you think you hate it, listen to it for a week and, before you know it, you've slapped a triple j pride sticker on your car, you're buying like a versions and writing urban dictionary definitions to inform others of this infectious, revolutionary radio station that your life now circulates around.
Oh my god, is that an orgasm overflowing from your radio? Oh, wait, its triple j.