2 definitions by harmoniouschaos

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Beer, used when you don't want your boss to know you're trading a snowboard tune-up for a twelve-pack.
"I'll do it for beavers."
by harmoniouschaos January 13, 2010

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Two Silvers

A term used to describe an amazingly attractive man. One singular man in this instance. This guy usually goes by Zwei. A name he will profusely fuss at you for mispronouncing. Yes, no Americanizing the German word. He is sweet and funny. Intelligent and witty. But the thing that will stand out the most if you ever meet him is his selflessness and unending patience.

Zwei is a humble man. He will never boast. While he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders he will laugh carelessly and in good humor. Generally speaking, he is the thing all women dreamed they had. If there were such a thing as a human copy machine, every woman would want a Zwei of their own. However, there can only ever be one Zwei.
If you ever meet him...you are lucky to be in his warm, witty presense, trust me.
ZweiSilvers is the best rp teacher!
Have you seen that guy *swoon* he is sooo ZweiSilvers!
ZweiSilvers, ulta-nerd!
by HarmoniousChaos December 14, 2014

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