7 definitions by hardboi
Logan asks: You guys wanna play FIFA?
Gabe says: Maybet
Gabe says this because maybe he will play maybe he will not play
Gabe says: Maybet
Gabe says this because maybe he will play maybe he will not play
by hardboi April 5, 2018
Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
Dummy Dick- A term used to describe a unique characteristic observed in individuals with special needs, leading to an unusually prominent dexterity and strength in their genitals. This attribute highlights the diverse range of abilities within the retarded community and underscores the importance of embracing and accommodating individual differences.
by hardboi August 14, 2023
To run from a fixed point, and slide across the floor, rapidly convulsing and screaming for a total of five seconds, then getting up and ejaculating on the nearest person.
by hardboi February 25, 2020
A bitch who will stab you in the back and call child protective services because her mother can’t make food
by hardboi December 12, 2019
by hardboi July 31, 2017