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Definitions by hapahacker

Acronym for “Listen up dipshits and sensible people,” from the intro to a famous Facebook post by Mayor Gabe Brown of Walton, KY, encouraging his constituents to Shelter In Place. Generally typed, not spoken out loud.
LUDASP, we’re almost out of beer!
LUDASP by hapahacker April 17, 2020

beetloaf 

There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!
I'll have the beetloaf sandwich on rye, please.
beetloaf by hapahacker January 22, 2011

that's crazy

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
that's crazy by hapahacker February 10, 2010