2 definitions by hans jobe
long ass finger nails, usually adorn by big black women but not limited to white trash. great for digging up your ass when it gets itchy.
by hans jobe January 17, 2008
those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.
"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".
by hans jobe February 4, 2008