11 definitions by hanksbeer

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1. noun, a wild flower that grows in parts of the south which has a center shaped somewhat like a titty pointing straight up surrounded at it's base by a flat single layer of yellow petals. It us usually seen in the spring or fall growing in unkept vacant lots.
2. noun, refers to a particular shape of breast usually seen on overweight African American women and is sometimes used to make fun of the appearance of a woman of another race who has unsightly breasts.
1. Kid: Mom, what kind of flowers are those?
Mom: Those ain't nothin' but weeds. They call them nigger titties.
2. That girl ain't pretty; she's got nigger titties.
by hanksbeer August 20, 2008
A test that can ba administered easily on a person one is interested dating. Take your date out to a restaurant that serves raw oysters.
A. If HE eats them with a straight face, he will have no problem eating pussy and will provide many years of great labia licking service. Women usually hang on to these kinds of guys.
B. If SHE eats them with a straight face, there is a great chance she will put just about anything in her mouth! She probably sucks a mean dick, swallows cum willingly, and perhaps does a few other nasty things your last girlfriend wouldn't dream of. Favorable results equal a passing score!
A. You know Jamie, I like had this date last night, and you know, I gave him the oyster test, and he like devoured them all! It was like so sexy. I like had to have him right away! He made me cum like 7 times. I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm like getting so horny again just talking about it!
B. Hey Jim, did that girl you took out last night pass the oyster test?
Yeah! She sucked down two dozen and loved every second of it. I cant wait for the next date!
by hanksbeer August 20, 2008
An African American male who has been incarcerated for some length of time, so as to have taken advantage of the detaining institution's exercise facilities and become well developed muscularly, yet he still looks like a thug...a very strong thug.
1. That's a prison nigger! Don't fuck with him, he'll beat the shit out of you!
2. That black dude over there looks like he could carry off the store safe. What a prison nigger!
by hanksbeer August 18, 2008
1. Noun. A person who knocks on your door and runs and hides before you answer.
2. Titties on a black woman. Synonomous with niggertitties
1. I swear I heard someone knocking but no one was there. Must have been one of them niggerknockers.
2. Look at the niggerknckers on that black chick!
by hanksbeer August 20, 2008
1. noun, a wild flower that grows in parts of the south which has a center shaped somewhat like a titty pointing straight up surrounded at it's base by a flat single layer of yellow petals. It us usually seen in the spring or fall growing in unkept vacant lots.
2. noun, refers to a particular shape of breast usually seen on overweight African American women and is sometimes used to make fun of the appearance of a woman of another race who has unsightly breasts.
1. Kid: Mom, what kind of flowers are those?
Mom: Those ain't nothin' but weeds. They call them niggertitties.
2. That girl ain't pretty; she's got niggertitties.
by hanksbeer August 18, 2008
A parking lot attendant, usually of the African American variety and common in New Orleans tourist areas. This term is derived from the only two words you ever hear him say.
Car owner: "That mo back had us park on the far side of the lot even though there were three other spaces close by."
Mo Back: (while signalling someone to back into a spot) "mo back...mo back...mo back!"
by hanksbeer August 18, 2008
noun. term used for an African American child. Synonomous with niglet.
That black bitch came in here with her three chocolate drops and was letting them steal candy from my store shelves.
by hanksbeer August 18, 2008

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