Fluffies can be described as the sensation of air, forced from an ostrich or emu's anus onto a moist orifice. It is custom for this sensual art to be responded to with chant-like fart. Thousands of pleasure seekers have adopted the giant birds into their chambers because the stimulation from their fluffies is ten times as powerful as the poofies of elephants, a related form of sexuality. Fluffy practices are opening throughout the world due to the orgasmic rippling effect of feather-filtered gas propulsion over one's nasty bits.
Fluffies are credited with curing obesity and impotence.