2 definitions by ham236

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Used to discribe someone or thing and stupid or irrational.
Jon: Guy's, don't you think Sam is dumb?
George: Yeah, he's a total Tard
by ham236 September 14, 2009

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Between one's Weenis and another's Wagina. Not at all stimulating. Rubbing one's Weenis with said person's Wagina is "Elbow Masturbation"
Hey did you hear who had Elbow sex yesterday?
by ham236 September 14, 2009

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